Kids These Days

Heard a story a few days back about a teacher at my school who was talking with a student over some misbehavior. Nothing awful, just discussing what had made him do such a thing and problem solving. He participated for just a bit and then promptly said in all seriousness, "I'd like to speak to my attorney." Without missing a beat the teacher replied that you do get an attorney in a democracy, but this was a dictatorship...